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Clappendectomy 10/29/2011 2:39:14 PM | Harrison Ford takes one in the teeth:
(7) Harrison Ford attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(7) Harrison Ford [65% d36 : spiked flail] smashes Harrison Ford's head for 29 damage.
Luckily he survived this surprise attack with nothing worse than a bruised ego and that scar on his chin. |
Clappendectomy 10/29/2011 2:42:14 PM | From the archives:
(15) Bugle Blower attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(15) Bugle Blower [37% d6 : thin staff] clubs Bugle Blower's arm for 5 damage.
Bugle Blower has been killed.
So ends the career of a promising young yeoman, who died by his own hand when he clubbed himself in the arm with a thin staff. |
Clappendectomy 10/29/2011 2:42:56 PM | And Legion's classic:
(8) Oberr attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(8) Oberr [66% d46 : battle axe] cleaves Druscay's head for 46 damage.
(8) Oberr has stunned Druscay for 4 turns.
(8) Druscay's hard leather helm has been destroyed.
Not nearly as bad as poor clumsy Bugle Blower tripping and seeing his thin staff splinter and impale an artery or whatever that was ... but ouch. Druscay did survive, but he isn't convinced Oberr wasn't actually trying to kill him. |
Legion 11/1/2011 9:02:24 PM | (9) Staccio attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(9) Staccio [60% d28 : scythe] impales Meeker's head for 27 damage.
Meeker has been killed.
Meeker was a promising level 3 cleric. |
Clappendectomy 11/13/2011 3:49:25 PM | (12) Trupt attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(12) Trupt [47% d10 : war spear] stabs Stirg's arm for 6 damage.,
Stirg has been killed.
So much for my new wizard. |
Clappendectomy 12/17/2011 3:14:52 PM | Lagrange is no longer allowed to use flails. This was his third friendly fire incident in three encounters.
(2) Lagrange attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(2) Lagrange [9% d15 : poisoned massive stygian chain whip] clubs Mio's head for 8 damage.
Mio has been infected with poison (6).
The fact that he was poisoning everybody on top of knocking their teeth out really was the deciding factor. |
12/18/2011 10:43:10 AM | Bastardae really is one this time...
(11) Bastardae casts fire burst.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits Abel GnomeKiller for 2 damage.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits Shyte Kiccer for 4 damage.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits an imp for 2 damage.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits an imp for 0 damage.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits an imp for 4 damage.
(11) Bastardae [d5: fire burst] hits an imp for 0 damage.
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12/18/2011 3:10:54 PM | about the 5th time today for friendly fire.
(12) Thrareerb casts fire burst.
(12) Thrareerb [d5: fire burst] hits Swisseott the Turd for 3 damage.
(12) Thrareerb [d5: fire burst] hits Brian the SoulEater for 2 damage.
(12) Thrareerb [d5: fire burst] hits Gar the Fish for 3 damage.
(12) Gar the Fish's wool socks has been destroyed.
(12) Thrareerb [d5: fire burst] hits Thrareerb for 5 damage.
(12) Thrareerb [d5: fire burst] hits a giant rat for 3 damage.
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Clappendectomy 12/19/2011 10:02:29 PM | Man that sucks about Gar the Fish's wool socks. |
12/27/2011 9:39:18 PM | Ceoarm attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(11) Ceoarm [74% d20 : scepter] smashes Creaxethi's head for 16 damage.
and my carefully adveanced money machine yoeman....is dead |
Clappendectomy 12/28/2011 5:11:56 PM | Lambkin that's terrible luck, d20 with a scepter! Yikes. |
Clappendectomy 12/28/2011 5:13:27 PM | (4) Mio attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(4) Sceuts tanks for Feather.
(4) Mio [48% d46 : vicious maul of stunning] crushes Sceuts's head for 40 damage.
Sceuts really stepped up and took one for the team there. That would have just about done little Feather in. Mio's getting up into Oberr's record-setting skullcrushing territory here. |
Clappendectomy 12/28/2011 5:29:11 PM | (10) Smoker Jerleste attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(10) Smoker Jerleste [66% d26 : hobgoblin shredder] smashes Yunea's head for 26 damage.
This has been a tough day for self-inflicted head injuries around here. |
Clappendectomy 12/28/2011 5:29:41 PM | (9) Sopys attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(9) Sopys [62% d17 : maul of stunning] pounds Steen's head for 10 damage.
(9) Sopys has stunned Steen for 1 turn.
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Clappendectomy 1/7/2012 2:30:43 PM | (3) Sherwin the Short attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(3) Sherwin the Short finds a weakness in Puddy's defenses [+25% attack: head]
(3) Sherwin the Short [98% d69 : maul of stunning] crushes Puddy's head for 37 damage.
Nice shot, Sherwin.
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Clappendectomy 1/15/2012 9:45:41 PM | (2) Lens Crafter attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(2) Lens Crafter [71% d30 : hobgoblin manchopper] shreds Chirpy Powell's head for 29 damage.
Chirpy Powell has been infected with poison (1).
(2) Chirpy Powell's leather cap of life has been destroyed.
This left Chirpy with 4hp. Yikes. |
Dark Realm 1/21/2012 10:08:16 AM | (16) Tascey-MONK attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(16) Tascey-MONK [56% d24 : fist] smashes Chospoelle_WIZ's head for 21 damage.
right at start of adventure with low healing left...boooo :) |
Clappendectomy 4/16/2012 7:00:41 PM | (2) Draibrip attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(2) Draibrip [47% d20 : scythe] impales Saeesklo's arm for 20 damage.
(2) Saeesklo's rags has been destroyed.
Saeesklo has been killed.
Wtf Draibrip?! Wimpy yeoman goes totally berserk! Kills healer for no reason! Welcome back to Clappendectomy. |
Dark Realm 4/22/2012 8:49:52 AM | (13) Bre attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(13) Bre [64% d5 : old maple bow (family heirloom)] hits Oalmproastee's torso for 5 damage.
Oalmproastee has been killed.
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Canuckistan 4/22/2012 10:11:17 AM | and another wizard suicides while at almost full health! (7) Groo attacks the wrong target by mistake. (7) Groo [59% d4 : knife (family heirloom)] jabs Groo's head for 4 damage. (7) Groo has stunned Groo for 1 turn. (7) Groo's cloth headband has been destroyed. Groo has been killed.
I believe he suicided cause he had no spell capabilities as a wizard :) |
Clappendectomy 4/22/2012 8:54:15 PM | Classic. We sighted a very scary group of 16 stygian demons and laid a careful trap for them which involved two different casters hitting them with a Group Silence spell from two different groups. Well both casters managed to misfire, 2x silencing 20 of our own party members. Nice work everyone.
(50) Artskyfoots [98% d34 : fist] clubs a stygian demon's head for 5
damage. (35) Artskyfoots faces many
targets and gets an extra attack. (35)
Artskyfoots finds a weakness in a stygian demon's
defenses [+25% attack: head] (35) Artskyfoots [98% d17 : fist] clubs
a stygian demon's head for 5 damage. (34) Artskyfoots [98% d17 :
fist] pounds a stygian demon's waist for 13
damage. (25) Owepy [87% d11 : elven knife] misses a stygian demon's
arm. (19)
Artskyfoots faces many targets and gets an extra attack. (19) Artskyfoots [98% d34 : fist] crushes a stygian demon's neck for 26
damage. a stygian demon has been
killed. (19) Feather [72% d16 : fist] pounds
a stygian demon's torso for 11 damage. (18) Artskyfoots [98% d34 : fist] smashes a stygian demon's head for 25
damage. (18) a stygian demon's small steel
shield has been destroyed. (16) Legendre [82% d11 : elven
knife] misses a stygian demon's leg. (15) Lagrange faces many targets and attacks at
+10%. (15) Lagrange [77% d15 : throwing knives +1 (full set)] misses
a stygian demon's leg. (14) Bristol
Palin [32% d9 : elven knife +1] misses a
stygian demon's foot. (13) Lucy Wolfpack attacks the wrong target by
mistake. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Maioilth, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Artskyfoots, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Heatspree, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Turnip Harvest, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Mio, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence
1 on Neil Pinholster, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy
Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Bristol
Palin, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Smoker Jerleste, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Sopys, reducing spellcasting
by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence
1 on Homicidal Maniac, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy
Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Toofnuts,
reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Sherwin the Short, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Feather, reducing spellcasting
by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence
1 on Pascul Durbin, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy
Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Puke,
reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Querida Piña, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Tulip Harvest, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Steen, reducing spellcasting
by 1level. Lucy Wolfpack casts group silence
1 on Evan MacNohow, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Lucy
Wolfpack casts group silence 1 on Puddy,
reducing spellcasting by 1level. (13)
Puke [34% d10 : mandible blade] misses a
stygian demon's torso. (12) Sherwin the
Short [83% d23 : maul of stunning] clubs a stygian demon's torso for 6
damage. (12) Sherwin the Short has stunned a stygian demon for 3 turns. (12) Sherwin the Short has
stunned a stygian demon for 2 turns. (12) Sherwin the Short has
stunned a stygian demon for 4 turns. (12) Sherwin the Short has
stunned a stygian demon for 1 turn. (12)
Veenis faces many targets and gets an extra attack. (12) Veenis [70% d17 : Theiwar
battle hammer] pounds a stygian
demon's hand for 12 damage. (11) Turnip Harvest faces many targets and gets an extra
attack. (11) Turnip Harvest [54% d12 : vicious combat knife +1] cuts a stygian demon's torso for 6
damage. (11) Smoker Jerleste [36% d9 : fist] misses a stygian demon's
hand. (11) Veenis [54% d17 : Theiwar battle hammer] pounds a stygian demon's arm for 12
damage. (11) Stinky but Effective [98% d25 : maul of stunning] pounds a stygian demon's torso for 14
damage. (11) Steen [98% d12 : fist] clubs
a stygian demon's arm for 7 damage. (10) Turnip Harvest [45% d12 : vicious combat knife +1] nicks a stygian demon's torso for 4
damage. (10) Owepy [70% d11 : elven knife] nicks a stygian demon's arm for 2
damage. (10) Homicidal Maniac [24% d9 : spear +2] misses a stygian demon's
torso. (10) Puddy [40% d10 : vicious combat knife +1] misses a
stygian demon's foot. (10) Daa tanks for Lens Crafter. (10) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Daa for 1 damage. (10) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Homicidal
Maniac for 13 damage. (9) Mio [81% d24 : maul of
stunning] misses a stygian demon's neck. (9) Lhursemu [81% d17 : war
bow] pierces a stygian demon's arm for 14
damage. (9) Miss Jidgie faces many
targets and gets an extra attack. (9)
Miss Jidgie [56% d20 : halberd] misses a
stygian demon's leg. (9) Laplace faces
many targets and gets an extra attack. (9) Laplace [66% d14 : battle
axe of wounding] cuts a stygian
demon's leg for 8 damage. (9) Sherwin the Short tanks for Querida
Piña. (9) a stygian demon [d5: lightning dart] hits Sherwin the Short for 2 damage. (8)
Maioilth attacks the wrong target by mistake. (8) Maioilth suffers -1 to his magic:
communication skill due to silence. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Maioilth, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Artskyfoots, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1
on Heatspree, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Turnip Harvest, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Mio, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth
casts group silence 1 on Neil Pinholster,
reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Bristol Palin, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Smoker Jerleste, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1
on Sopys, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Homicidal Maniac, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Toofnuts, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1
on Sherwin the Short, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth
casts group silence 1 on Feather, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Pascul Durbin, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1
on Puke, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Querida Piña, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Tulip Harvest, reducing spellcasting by
1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1
on Steen, reducing spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group silence 1 on Evan MacNohow, reducing
spellcasting by 1level. Maioilth casts group
silence 1 on Puddy, reducing spellcasting by
1level. (8) Slippery Whenwet [68% d15 : hobgoblin shredder] pounds a stygian demon's leg for 11
damage. (8) Slippery Whenwet has stunned
a stygian demon for 2
turns. (8) Harrison Ford [81% d21 : double flail +1] pounds a stygian demon's waist for 14
damage. (8) Pascul Durbin [91% d12 : mandible blade] cuts a stygian demon's torso for 5
damage. (8) Miss Jidgie faces many
targets and gets an extra attack. (8)
Miss Jidgie finds a weakness in a stygian demon's
defenses [+25% attack: head] (8) Miss Jidgie [98% d40 : halberd]
shreds a stygian demon's head for 18
damage. (8) Widdle [49% d12 : vicious combat knife] misses a stygian
demon's leg. (8) Laplace faces many
targets and gets an extra attack. (8)
Laplace [76% d14 : battle axe of wounding]
misses a stygian demon's head. (8) Sopys tanks for Homicidal Maniac. (8) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Sopys for 13 damage. (8) Lagrange tanks for Jerea Joxnees. (8) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Lagrange for
17 damage. (7) Sceuts [69% d30 : maul of
stunning] pounds a stygian demon's
leg for 11
damage. (7) Miss Jidgie [66% d20 : halberd] misses a stygian demon's
torso. (7) Tulip Harvest [39% d11 : cleaver] cuts a stygian demon's waist for 7
damage. (7) Laplace [51% d14 : battle axe of wounding] misses a
stygian demon's torso. Hadco evades a stygian
demon. (7) a stygian demon [d10: lightning shock] hits Daa for 3
damage. (6) Daa [24%
d8 : fist] misses a stygian demon's arm. (6) Toofnuts [13% d12 : vicious
rapier] misses a stygian demon's hand. (5) a stygian demon [d20: lightning bolt] hits Turnip Harvest for 3 damage. (4) Sopys [53% d17 : maul of
stunning] hits a stygian demon's
head for 4
damage. (4) Sopys has stunned a stygian
demon for 5 turns. (4) Feather [57% d16 :
fist] misses a stygian demon's torso. (4) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Awnri for 4 damage. (4) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Veenis for
11 damage. (3) Artskyfoots [98% d17 :
fist] pounds a stygian demon's waist for 10
damage. (3) a stygian demon [d5: lightning dart] hits Sceuts for 3 damage. (2)
Lens Crafter faces many targets and gets an extra attack. (2) Lens Crafter [93% d30 :
superior battle axe +1] slashes a
stygian demon's waist for 13 damage. (2) a stygian demon [d5: lightning dart] hits Legendre for 3 damage. (2) Daa tanks for Sceuts. (2) a stygian demon [d20:
lightning bolt] hits Daa for 12 damage. (2) Sherwin the Short tanks for Homicidal
Maniac. (2) a stygian demon [d5: lightning dart] hits Sherwin the Short for 2 damage. (1) Legendre [72% d11 : elven
knife] misses a stygian demon's torso. (1) Lens Crafter faces many targets and gets an extra
attack. (1) Lens Crafter [98% d30 : superior battle axe +1] slashes a stygian demon's head for 10
damage. Loose Bowels evades a stygian
demon. (1) a stygian demon [d5: lightning dart] hits Legendre for 5 damage. (1) a stygian demon [d10:
lightning shock] hits Daa for 4 damage.
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Legion 4/22/2012 9:02:20 PM | clappendectomy (and everyone for that matter) it'd be helpful when copying that html to throw a <div style="background-color:black;"> ... </div> around that to set the background color :) |
Legion 4/22/2012 9:03:06 PM | thanks -- that's even better!
and, nice spellcasting :) |
Clappendectomy 5/5/2012 4:05:58 PM | (3) Lens Crafter attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(3) Lens Crafter [67% d58 : superior battle axe +1] disects Homicidal Maniac's head for 45 damage.
Lens Crafter was voted most likely to commit and involuntary axe murder in high school |
Clappendectomy 5/30/2012 5:44:19 PM | (9) Dredarny attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(9) Dredarny [32% d36 : heavy two handed sword] skewers Maroon's torso for 28 damage.
Maroon has been killed.
Lvl 6 is a record for friendly fire deaths in Clapp! |
WarWorld 6/17/2012 10:45:13 AM | 11) Vrartejasse attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(11) Vrartejasse [86% d22 : maul +1] smashes Vrartejasse's head for 18 damage.
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Sardonic 6/19/2012 1:11:20 PM | (8) Rherra attacks the wrong target by mistake.
(8) Rherra [61% d51 : lucern hammer] skewers Ailey's head for 36 damage.
(8) Rherra has inflicted an open wound on Ailey causing 6 hp per turn.
(8) Rherra's lucern hammer has been damaged.
Ailey takes 6 damage from open wounds.
Ailey has been killed.
That too, is a record for me in friendly fire deaths, also lvl 6. |
Clappendectomy 6/19/2012 6:08:13 PM | Wow. That is terrible. |
Sardonic 6/19/2012 6:39:35 PM | Yes, especially bad because Ailey was the leader of that group. Without Ailey, no one fits in the same group anymore. Even with the loss of 3 of the team members, the loss of Ailey is officially the end of an era. |